This was the most special of the special.
It was an emergency ration for true emergencies...
...that was saved for the last of the last resorts.
All I'm asking is who ate this.
Grudges over food sure are scary.
Spike, by perchance, was it you?
If I was the culprit, I wouldn't leave the empty box lying around like that.
Ed is hungry.
Maybe you ate it yourself, but are pretending...
...to be upset because we found the empty box?
What?!
We haven't had anything to eat for two whole days!!
Don't you call a situation like this an emergency?!
I wanna eat stuff like fried beefun noodles...
We're outta gas! We can't do anything about it!
If you could hold out like this a bit longer...
...we'll reach Europa soon thanks to inertia.
Tummy's caving in!
If only we could use that energy to propel ourselves...
You keep mouthing off like that and I'll toss you out into absolute zero.
And a stir-fry of liver and chives would be good, too...
Sounds good.
At least it's better than aimlessly floating around this place.
That was some collision...
Hey! Can you hear me? Answer me! Hey!!
Isn't this...
...a hit-and-run?!
This is bad! The shock from that collision changed our trajectory!
What did what to who?
What's going on?!
Huh?
Wow... Where is this place?
This is so uncivilized!
I don't think that's our problem...
We have to start by checking the ship.
Can you go get some food?
What?
I suddenly feel... a stabbing pain...
What are you trying to pull?
This expired a year ago...
I'm glad I didn't eat it.
Serves you right. This is divine retribution!
Let's get to it...
Whatcha gonna do?
Ed will help, too!
We're fine here, so go outside and find us some food.
Okay!
Gotta wear my socks...
...to go out, to go out...
Nothing here...
It's that hit-and-run ship!
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait!!
Wait, wait!!!
Smell...
Smell... food...
FOOD!
Gimme!
1,000 woolongs each, including tax.
Cash only. No money cards or cash cards allowed.
I don't have money.
Then hurry home, kid.
Can I have one?
1,000 woolongs each. Cash only. Cards are...
Kid, no use staring.
If you want food, go someplace like the town.
I don't need change.
In exchange...
If you see this man, gimme a call.
Thanks!
Excuse us.
We would like to check your baggage.
Something wrong?
Apparently, a broker on the wanted list for...
...illegal mushroom sales made a getaway to this town.
What a coincidence.
I'm after that bounty as well.
A cowboy?
We're gonna check out your trunk.
Go ahead, feel free.
Hey!
All right! FREEZE!
- Now, wait a minute... - All right, stay still...
- I don't know anything about this! - Turn around! Hands on the ground!
- What are you doing?! - Now put your hands on the ground!
- Let go of me!! - HURRY UP!
Food, food, do you have any?
Oh, you don't? Oh, you do?
Boy, am I hungry...
Meanie!
What?
Gimme!
Gimme something!
Dammit, stop hanging all over me!
HEY!
I won't let you tell me you forgot who I am, Domino!
Let's see...
Come on! Remember, dammit!
I'm the younger of the Shaft brothers that bought mushrooms from you!
I really can't recall...
You do want to know why I drag an empty coffin around like this, don't you?
It's because...
...I'm going to go home after putting your corpse inside...
Pieces... All in pieces!
What was what to who?
My big bro ate a mushroom he bought from you...
...and laughed and laughed, and twisted his intestines to death!
A happy way to die.
Shut up!
Speaking of which, it's all your fault!
That's what I call an unjust resentment!
Ed is hungry, too!
Take THIS!
Wait, you bastard! Dammit!
Food!
Aah! Don't, Ein! We have to share!
Ein?
Bad mushroom?
This for real?
Delicious!
This really can't be happening.
Really...
This really has no way of happening.
Hey... You know, the world really is a great place...
Did I just say something?
Hey, mister.
This is a stairway to heaven. You know that, right?
An obnoxious little frog...
I don't care anymore. I warned you!
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
I now know the secrets of the universe.
By the way...
...who was I?
So these mushrooms are inedible after all...
So, as you can tell, it's time for another episode of BIG SHOT!
We'll introduce you to more and more bounties this week!
So, batting first for us today...
... is this man, Domino Walker.
He's currently wanted for selling illegal mushrooms.
- That's the guy we just saw! - The bounty is a conservative 1.2 mil.
That's cowgirl, Ein.
We earn money, and buy food!
Ein, you're a cow-woofwoof!
Here we go!
One!
Two!
Five!
Four!
Hello!
Hey, don't underestimate the police!
I really don't know anything!
Then why did you have a strange kid and a dog in the trunk of your car?!
Hello... Yes?
Oh, it's you, Sally. Really... You're so hopeless...
I told you so many times not to call me at work...
And? Yeah yeah, and that's it?
I mean, I didn't mean it THAT way when I said "that's it?"...
Yeah, yeah, like that. I love you, Sally.
Got it. Tonight at 7 it is. Bye-bye!
HEY!
What's wrong, young'un? Lookin' like that...
Did your woman run off without you?
What to say...
None of your business, old geezers.
Oh, man... that's for eating all at once.
They say when you're in a hurry, go around.
Is that right?
He's not here...
Aah! That hit-and-run ship!
I'm sure they never even dreamed that I was raising these in here.
This one's bad.
Well, making an emergency landing here was the only miscalculation I had.
Were you surprised?
I was.
What the hell are you guys?
Why are you here?
That's my line!
How did you get in here in the first place?
- The door was open. - Is that so?!
Culprit of the hit-and-run, prepare to get arrested!
Stink bug gas!
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't think that you can get away from me!
Don't get in my way!
Ein! Growl!
C-Come on! Let go of me!
BOO!
Gotcha!
W-Wait...
T-These mushrooms are worth 100,000 each.
Let me go, and I'll give them to you.
Why?
Think about which one is worth more.
I dunno.
A-Are you an idiot?!
Take the mushrooms!
Okay!
Yahoo! Dinner! Mushroom!
100,000 each? Really?
That sure would make some money.
These are real?
Excuse me.
I'm with the police.
I want to ask a few questions about Domino, an illegal mushroom dealer.
Unfortunately, we have no clue.
I'm so sorry we can't be of any help.
Ed knows who that... MMF!
Don't mind her...
In exchange, I got... MMGH!
- Really... - She's a troublesome kid...
Excuse me, sir.
They're okay.
He must really like shiitake mushrooms.
Well, sorry to bother you.
Here's dinner.
What's the menu?
Shiitake stir-fry, shiitake stew, shiitake salad, and a shiitake dessert.
Yaaaaaay!
Again? How many days has it been?
No... I can't eat anymore.
Quit complaining, and be thankful that we can even eat!
Thankful!
Aishiteta to nageku niwa... Too much time has passed by...
...amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta ...to lament that we were deeply in love.
Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo... The wind keeps blowing, while my heart...
...iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru ...cannot heal all the tears in it.
Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.
The real folk blues.
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake I only want to know what true sadness is.
Doro no kawa ni tsukatta... Sitting in muddy water...
...jinsei mo waruku wa nai... ...isn't such a bad life...
...ichido kiri de owaru nara... ...if it ends after the first time...
A videotape that was delivered to the Bebop with no return address.
Because we wanted to view the tape, things took a turn for the unexpected.
No, actually it doesn't go anywhere.
At first glance, the story is pointless...
...the actions are on a small scale...
...and the ending is forced...
...but what will you get out of it all?
Next episode: Speak like a Child.
At first glance, it's interesting.